LogicalNot

Hey guys! I have a quick update for you. Are most loved original next-gen game is releasing its sequel in November! Thats right GEARS OF WAR 2!

Now I can’t speak for everybody but I know for myself the campaign mode alone in this game makes it worth its money. Thats not something I’ll say about most other games. The single player campaign in Gears of War was played a countless number of times throughout the school year last year. My lack of XBOX Live probably contributed to this but either way the game is f’ing amazing. I probably could have done a speed run of this game by the end of the last school year. Me and my friend were playing this game on the hardest difficulty over and over and over again. Not only with him but when I went home, some of my friend there didn’t have the game so I went home and played through the campaign with them too. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Live portion of the game — I haven’t had much experience with. Though, I have played it a bit and enjoyed it thoroughly. Its not a game you can pick up and rape at right way though. It definitely requires some adaption to get used to the game play. Either way check out the preview!

I hope your all as stoked as I am!

In case your a nerd like me, check out this next video. As it shows some of the enhancements being made to the Gears of War sequel.

Alright well thats all for now. As you all know I am pretty sick right now so when I am feeling better I will get back at you guys with another interesting vlog. Alright, take care everybody.Later dooz.

Rapidfire068

Hello noobz, nooblets and pwnerers alike! Today is an excellent day and its about time that I got a little post in this bitch cuz I’ve been pretty silent for a while. Anyways, Its now march and that means daylight savings time and spring and with that comes are big ass friend Teh_Sun. On my way to class today I looked up and I was like “fuck…its sunny out” and it was at that time that I realized that I was full of energy….no, not just energy, MENERGY (reference to powerthirst on youtube, lol). I almost felt like Forrest Gump cuz “I just felt like runnin…”. I started to wonder why I felt this way and I thought about that whole seasonal depression disorder or whatever. You know, how the sun gives us energy and in the winter we get all agro cuz we don’t have enough of the sun’s pwnage. Basically I got regen in RL which was completely awesome. I had the urge to run, bike, swim, play guitar…basically pwn RL (and no I don’t have ADD). So noticing this I was like “wow, teh_sun is like the source of all pwnage in our solar system”. So I looked it up and it turns out I was right and if you don’t believe me just check out this scientific model.

Well, that’s my rant for today…I hope you all have an awesome day!!! Later everyone

StormtruperTK41

Hey guys and gals, so heres whats goin on in this stortruper’s life.

So first off, i thought I would introduce you guys to natures incarnation of pwnage. Its called a hawk, it lives in my back yard and it pwns things…to death. Here are a couple of pictures of it eating a mouse and then another bird in my backyard. It aspired me to pwn on a totally new level.


Next off, teaching n00bs to game is hard work! One of my roommates does not game, the other one only games noncompetitive style Wii games (lolz). My third roommate games casually, and is getting better everyday, but he is still a long way from pwning. For their benefit and the benefit of n00blets everywhere here are a couple lessons in gaming, both FPS and RTS strats, with one borrowed from PurePwnage, I am sure you can guess which one if your a fan of the show. By the way episode 16 of PP web released on the web as of Saturday. Great episode! I encourage you to go check it out at www.purepwnage.com.

Thats all for now, but I would like to once again ask viewers of the site to post some comments, we would love to hear what the facless internet has to say!

GG, Storm

StomrtruperTK41

Hey gamefans, just a quick update for you today.

I would like to start off by saying that I would soon like to get some Vlogs going but I must first invest in a quality web cam, as my current one dates back a few years, and has been through some wear and tear. When the time comes you will see my pretty face and hear my lovely voice AT THE SAME TIME! Isn’t technology wonderful?

Secondly, here is a quick review of the small amount of Dawn of War Soulstorm that I have played. First off lets say that the two new races are, for lack of a better term, ballin’. Each is very colorful and characteristic of their table top counterparts. Each has its own play style and brings with it new tactics. The Dark Eldar, for example, can dish out huge punishment, and move very quickly, being able to mount entire squads onto gunships with fire positions. On the other hand though they can’t take alot of damage before they die. Their builders also don’t have to stick around while things build, much like the Protoss of StarCraft. The Dark Eldar, also harvest the souls of fallen bodies through various units in order to summon dark powers to turn the tide of battle.

The Sisters of battle on the other hand are religious zealots who utilize many flame weapons in order to purge the unclean. They have many interesting powers which can be used though acts of faith. Faith is generated on the battle field through special units and buildings. They are much like the Space Marines but offer a wider range of units, and can’t take nearly as much punishment, so will require a much larger need for babysitting units.

The Sisters have a unit called the Living Saint, who is describe as a Juggernaut of faith. My favorite unit by far is the Dark Eldar Dais of Destruction, because besides the fact that it has many benefits, and rocks ass, if you zoom in on it you will see that this unit has…bitches. Yes thats right, half naked women chained at the foot of a thrown war shipping the commander of the ship. I am reminded of Jabba’s sail barge.

The campaign itself is fairly cool, lots of places to fight, which is great because there are a load of new maps to wage war in the grim future. Many cool features have been added, such as each race having its own special feature: Orks auto reinforce their territories for free over time, DE can travel through ancient gates all over the planets, Eldar have quicker movement, Space Marines can deep strike units behind enemy lines at start of battle, Tau have an interplanetary cannon that can bombard enemies before battle, and the Sisters of Battle can establish forward bases, too name a few. I myself have started the campaign off green, cause green is best.

Thats all for now, hope you enjoyed my little review, so until next time WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

StormtruperTK41

Hey all, just another quick update for you today.

Here is the cinematic trailer for the up and coming MMORPG Warhammer: Age of Reckoning (cream) I strongly suggest watching it as it is one of the sexiest videos ever, you will have to excuse the poor sound quality on it, best I could find.

Secondly, me and one of my roommates picked up Dawn of War Soulstorm, so keep an eye out soon for a full uncensored review.

StormtruperTK41

The answer my friends is that we are men WITH mice. Optical mice to be more precise (pardon my rhyme). What I am talking about here is the wonderful rise of the legitimacy of gaming. There was a time, when I was but a small boy, when video games were considered the refuge of the socially retarded, outcasts, or simply put nerds and geeks. Even in reality as most guys, and some girls, played video games, they had to keep it a deep dark secret. Nowadays, however, video games are the latest and greatest pop culture phenomenon. With movies and books being written about popular video games, documentaries recorded websites, stores, and shows devoted to gaming. Truly this is the golden age of the gamer, that is, until virtual reality becomes an option.

With games like Guitar Hero, and Rock Band on the market, and essentially every game for the Wii, video games now have something to offer for everyone, and can even be something fun to do at a party. Video games are also much more accepted by the average Joe or Jane. Even when someone has the gal to tease a gamer, gamers are part of a community now and really couldn’t care less what some n00b has to say about it. Last year I remember walking on campus wearing one of my PurePwnage shirts, and over 5 different people commented on what a great shirt I had. I felt like holding my ring into the air and yelling “GAMERRRRRRS ASSEMBLE!” but I didn’t, the general populous don’t know we can do that yet.

With each passing week gaming becomes more popular, with famous celebrities doing video game voice acting, having video games referenced in TV shows, and the now televised MLG (Major League Gaming). I watched this a few times on TV and I was both pleased and amazed that it was on TV. In my opinion it is still in its infancy but as time goes on I am sure it will incorporate a larger spectrum of games in its competitions, as well as a more elaborate set of rules and play systems and consoles. These days there are even gamer chicks…like really hot gamer chicks. I mean I watched some special features on the Halo 3 game discs and it showed two of the best players, who compete in the MLG, and they were some smoking girls, twins no less. Check out the gaming clan PMS, an all girl gaming clan, or the frag dolls, here is an interview with the latter.

So next time you sit down on the bus beside some guy, or girl, playing a PSP or Nintendo DS, you would be wise not to judge him, because odds are that half of the other people on that bus are gamers too. And its unwise to upset a gamer, you don’t have to worry about upsetting other people because other people don’t pull your arms outa their sockets when they lose.

If your one of those people who just sits there and ridicules gamers, then maybe you should sit your ass down and play some video games from time to time…you just might like it.

StormtruperTK41

So, as I am sure you can tell from my title, I intend to talk about government Internet Censorship. Who is with me when I say, “wow what a bad idea”? I mean think of it, if we had internet censorship I probably wouldn’t be able to say “fuck!, VAGINA, President Bush is a moron” and so on. Some may say that some things on the Internet are upsetting or insulting to people well guess what, so do stand up comedians, various movies and books, and meetings on the street. One out of three people who read this are idiots. It doesn’t bother me one bit that I said that, and I am also sure it won’t bother people who read it.

I mean sure there are web sites dedicated to spreading hate about groups, but those people will always be around. Just because you delete a KKK website doesn’t mean you have deleted the KKK. Besides for every site that advocates hate and ignorance, there are two that educate and warn people about such things. And while other people say that groups like the KKK having websites help to gather people to their “cause”, I say that some idiot who wants to join the KKK is going to do it regardless of the Internet, half those toothless ingrates probably don’t have the Internet.

Then there is the question of the government themselves doing the censorship. Having them censor the Internet would be like old NAZI Germany. Whatever the government didn’t like would get deleted off the net. Or perhaps if they controlled it all, they would give certain incentives on one site to benefit themselves. Say…discounts on retail sites for political memberships, votes, or subscriptions. As soon as the Internet is wrapped up tight and given to someone with a bow around it, there will be no fair play, and that person would be free to do what ever they want. Ironically, exactly what people who advocate censorship don’t want.

Not to long ago there was an incident on the Internet concerning AT&T censoring a Pearl Jam concert on their website. For info on that and more concerning Net Neutrality and Internet Censorship I urge you to check it out here.

As a personal favor I would like you the reader to do two things for me. One RIGHT NOW post a comment telling me your thoughts on Internet censorship, and two, next time you meet someone who advocates this stupidity censor them to see how they like it. Tell them that you refuse to talk to them if they at all swear, or that you can’t talk to people with their color of hair because its against your morals or the way you were raised…..Then go write an angry blog on the Internet in spite.

Because this is the Internet HEAR ME ROAR!!!!!!!!!!

LogicalNot

And so there I was almost two years ago playing guitar possibly better than I do now… sigh.

Rapidfire068 & LogicalNot

Well ladies and gents, we are back from an exciting weekend in Toronto with a little scoop on the upcoming Pure Pwnage episode number 16. Now we don’t want to give too much away, but the episode is entitled “Duty Calls” and features a birthday party for one of the characters and an epic “battle” of sorts which was quite entertaining. As much as we would like to go on, you are going to have to wait until the March 8th web release date to see the whole thing.

Besides the episode itself, the screening was a lot of fun in general. We started off in the huge lineup of eager gamers that stretched out from the Bloor cinema entrance all the way down the street and around the corner. The atmosphere was positively energetic as the doors finally swung open and everyone poured inside to await the pwnage. The lights came on and out the lieutenant to introduce Jeremy (aka teh_pwnerer aka Jarett Cale), the others and to greet everyone and then introduce episode 14 and 15 to warm everyone up for the premier. After the two episodes there was an intermission where we got to meet DAVE and JEREMY (see pictures, I, rapidfire, look like shit, but whatever…). They turned out to be really cool, down to earth guys and were eager to have a nice casual talk with their fans. Once the intermission was over episode 16 played and we really enjoyed it, but we can’t tell you why…you’ll find out soon enough lol.

Once the screening was over we decided to use our Uuber detective skills to find several of the Pure Pwnage filming locations such as New Gen, Pauper’s, Maggie’s, the park where they play frisbee in ep 14 and the bar where Jeremy and Tagi get bitched out by that crazy bitch in ep 14. Check out our pictures below…we have more pictures, but the site is only so big so hopefully you all enjoy the ones we decided to post. After that it was off to the bars to finish off the night. That’s enough from us though, be sure to tune in March 8th at www.purepwnage.com. So until next time,

Cheers everyone!

Later d00dz!