Hey guys its about time this happens! We’ve moved! You can find us at:
(http://www.wafn.net/)
Ps. Sorry to all you who tried going to the new site in the past two days. We had a couple of technical hiccups. Hope you enjoy the new site! Let us know what you think!
mygamercard.net has provided me with this beautiful version of my gamercard. Check it out:
Mmmmm delicious!
LogicalNot
Hey guys its time to get back to you. Its been awhile. I’ve finally gotten over my sickness — I think. I still have the sniffles but I gave myself 2 litres of Sunny D, 2 advil, a cup of neo-citran, 2 oranges, and a 13 hour sleep to give it the final blow last night.
Lately I’ve been playing COD4… a lot. I think it is slowly ruining my life to be honest. But at least I am almost 2nt Lieutenant. Rapidfire will tell you hes already a General and I think he’s a whore. And storm will tell you hes a Brigadier general and I think hes a whore too. But thats okay, I’m soon to be a whore as well. The one thing I really like about COD4 is the reward system. It really makes you feel good about yourself when you do well. There are constantly rank upgrades and challenges to beat and you unlock new items and challenges. It all adds up to a really enjoyable playing experience. The online play anyways.
The campaign was great, but there is one part that we all refer to as the ‘tunnel of death’ (for good reason) and there is no reward to it. If you’ve played the campaign those words will instantly bring memories back and almost set you into a state of shell shock all over again. If you haven’t… oh god you’ll know — you’ll know!
Thinking about it makes my ears ring. Ugh. Its over for now though. I still have to beat it on Veteran… shit.
Tonight the guys and I were discussing things about girls. And its funny that it has to come from me because I don’t want to give you guys the idea that I hate women but we were talking about how it was women who picked the apple, it was a woman who opened Pandora’s box (which is a vase! For the uninformed). If you ask the nerd fighters they’ll tell you about a one ‘Evil Queen Rabadoandrianampoinymerina Ranavalona’ who can be found in ‘The Nerd Fighters Evil Baby Orphanage’. Back to the topic, picking the apple made god hate us. And so he sent Pandora. A disease filled time bomb. And when she opened her box. STD’s were spread unto the world. God must have figured there was no other way to make us miserable as long as we had sex so it was time to put a damper on that.
Goddamnit!
Take care d00dz.
LogicalNot
And so there I was almost two years ago playing guitar possibly better than I do now… sigh.
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Rapidfire068 & LogicalNot
Well ladies and gents, we are back from an exciting weekend in Toronto with a little scoop on the upcoming Pure Pwnage episode number 16. Now we don’t want to give too much away, but the episode is entitled “Duty Calls” and features a birthday party for one of the characters and an epic “battle” of sorts which was quite entertaining. As much as we would like to go on, you are going to have to wait until the March 8th web release date to see the whole thing.
Besides the episode itself, the screening was a lot of fun in general. We started off in the huge lineup of eager gamers that stretched out from the Bloor cinema entrance all the way down the street and around the corner. The atmosphere was positively energetic as the doors finally swung open and everyone poured inside to await the pwnage. The lights came on and out the lieutenant to introduce Jeremy (aka teh_pwnerer aka Jarett Cale), the others and to greet everyone and then introduce episode 14 and 15 to warm everyone up for the premier. After the two episodes there was an intermission where we got to meet DAVE and JEREMY (see pictures, I, rapidfire, look like shit, but whatever…). They turned out to be really cool, down to earth guys and were eager to have a nice casual talk with their fans. Once the intermission was over episode 16 played and we really enjoyed it, but we can’t tell you why…you’ll find out soon enough lol.
Once the screening was over we decided to use our Uuber detective skills to find several of the Pure Pwnage filming locations such as New Gen, Pauper’s, Maggie’s, the park where they play frisbee in ep 14 and the bar where Jeremy and Tagi get bitched out by that crazy bitch in ep 14. Check out our pictures below…we have more pictures, but the site is only so big so hopefully you all enjoy the ones we decided to post. After that it was off to the bars to finish off the night. That’s enough from us though, be sure to tune in March 8th at www.purepwnage.com. So until next time,
Cheers everyone!
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Later d00dz!
LogicalNot
Ohhhh its been an interesting couple of weeks. Hanging out with my psychologically twisted brother all the way to attending the pure pwnage (pronounced o-nage for all you stupid n00bz out there who pronounce the ‘p’) screening in Toronto. But this post is merely an intense update you guys as fast as I can. So here we go…
It all started with something we call Drakean theory, which teaches about the Women’s Secret Agenda of Evilness (WSAE) which entails women who involve themselves with men just to cause hell in the mans life. I know what your saying. OMFG ALL WOMEN HAVE A WSAE. And I have only one thing to say back to you: your right. Some quick examples of a WSAE are women who see guys behind their boyfriends back to cause fights because they’re fucked up in the head and feminists… because they’re fucked up in the head.
I feel like I need to elaborate on my deep hatred toward feminists. Well, for one, I don’t hate feminism, there is a group of resonable women in this world who fight honestly for womens rights or whatever (I’m not an expert) but there is also a group of dikes who want to get together and lick each others shit holes every week and devise bullshit about how men are putting them down. Its not the idea of feminism, where it originated etc etc that pisses me off its the extremist bitches that call themselves feminists and take what was a serious fight that had the respect of men and turned it into an opportunity to just be complete cunts. Yes I went there. So all you feminists out there who stand for the right reason and understand the deeper history of feminism you have my salute and respect, its a shame that the extremist bitches have to throw away your good name. And so I have devised a new name for this group of bitches so I can stop hating on the good name of feminists. This group of dimwits shall be named: Demon-Whores.
Next up on my agenda, thats right I have an agenda too but mine is more like a ARPAOD (Awesomely Rape-Pwnage Agenda Of Doom) where I have a few things written down that I think the world deserves to know. Speaking of which I think every week I will fill in a small section of my blog with “The World Deserves To Know” which will be my random interest facts that I think are important enough to be read by all you poor bastards.
So this week in “The World Deserves To Know“:
The new addressing protocol coming out called IPv6 there will be enough addresses for every known star in the universe to have roughly 4 quadrillion IP addresses each (Thats the unit after trillion FYI). This is because the current system uses a 32-bit addressing scheme and the new IPv6 scheme uses a 128-bit addressing scheme. That give us 96 bits to play with and create unique addresses. But this raises some questions in some IT technicians minds such as with so many addresses wont we need a faster medium to exchange data with? The answer is YES and thats why fiber optics have been under way for so many years now. And the benefits to fiber optics are endless.
This week in awesomeness Mike Ammerata says “I think I just had an idea.” Who would have thought.
Secondly, in awesomeness my brother calls Blasian people ‘Fasian‘. Fasian was always a word I used for Fake-Asians. You know the kind who come to North America and become completely white-washed. Yea those Fasians.
Heres an update on the Halo 3 shit that was going down up North: I helped Monseigneur Mike (different Mike, not Rapidfire) complete his campaign on Heroic first and then Legendary within about 8 hours. God the drugs are good from Bungie.
The chat! The chat is coming along well, in fact its pretty much finished so I really hope you all have JAVA, I’m sure you’ve all noticed the temporary Chatandgo chat I’ve put at the top of the page. One thing to say about that. What a piece of shit. Holy fuck have you noticed how slow the page load now? There is no customization for it or anything. Chantango I’m am extremely disappointed.
Nerfighteria update - The puff is awesome go watch every vlogbrothers video on youtube at:
http://www.youtube.com/vlogbrothers
Video Recommendation - “The Gradual Report - Death threats” can be found at http://www.youtube.com/thegradualreport
My life at school — I got in a little fluff with some douche in my program whose got pissy pants because I am doing better than he is right now so my prof wanted me to go in and talk to her but shes a DEMON-WHORE! And not the good kind one of those extremist feminists! ARGH!
In other news, I went to the pub with imthinking not long before I returned to Toronto. We were sitting having a great chat when I ordered something called the “Bully Burger” which is a 1 lb burger that tastes kinda garbagy if you ask me. But the waitress brought the condiments and me being me I like my ketchup jostled so I was sitting there shaking the ketchup bottle chatting away when imthinking’s eyes grew to shocking size as he noticed there was ketchup flying everywhere even ON MY FACE! WTF! How did I not notice? That question will plague me for the rest of my life.
The Hardcore Immigrant Heritage is something possessed by very few in this world. Its a person who isn’t an immigrant but descends from immigrants who were badass motherfuckers. And if your wondering where you can find one of these rare breads of genetic awesomeness. You can finds one RIGHT HERE AT WAFN. Our very good friend imthinking has a Hardcore Immigrant Heritage.
Go to the forum at http://www.tjbro.com/forum and tell us about your Hardcore Immigrant Heritage!
Other than all that I acheived an unrecognized level of stokedness this weekend as I got to speak in person with the cast from pure pwnage and have been talking to them a bit through e-mail since. I’ll keep you guys up to date about it.
I hope that wasn’t too long or boring. I know it was just updates but I’ll be sure to write more soon. Check out my personal blog at http://www.tjbro.com/blog. I wrote something recently while I was riding the bus to Toronto. Would like to get some comments people!
Take care d00dz.
First attempt at a vlog l0l:
LogicalNot
Its colorful. Its vivid. Its fast. Its audiosurf. And its fulfilled some of my deepest dreams. After all, who doesn’t dream of speeding down a highway driving through colored things and avoiding the non-colored ones. I mean that in a totally race-friendly way. But seriously, for a long time now, I’ve enjoyed the thrills that come with speed. Never have I been able to enjoy them in such a careless environment though. Most of the time my life is on the line, but now with audio surf, its just the color’s lives that are on the line(race-friendly…trust me).
But yeah, Audiosurf… two thumbs up! Its a valuable addition to the music and patterns game genre. I think I’ll be enjoying it for many decades to come. Well maybe not decades but for a couple weeks at least.
I haven’t updated you guys in a while. Sorry! Well to be brutally honest. I just plain don’t like you guys. You don’t visit us often enough, you dont comment, you dont rate but more importantly you dont click on the Google ads in the sidebar over and over to give us extra money. What the hell is wrong with you?
Of more recent news, I’ve jumped into Halo again, sigh I swear my one friend in North Bay feels threatened that I never actually want to hang out with him so he slips me the halo rufee and I’m all in. D00d you dont need to do this to hang with me! I am just naturally a busy fucker when I’m in town. I know its sad that I can be so tied up in a game to the point where all my prior commitments just fall to the feet of Master Chief as I parade around turning aliens into goo. But man, aside from driving into colors (race-friendly) nothing beats the good old headshots.
I recently started COD4 finally! And let me tell you, if there is one game that will draw me away from Halo, that is the one. This game is un-be-freakin-lievable. I’m deeply in love with it. But I’m sad to admit its not the healthiest relationship. For example, I went through the whole first level and a good portion of the second without dying, and as soon as I did for the first time I cursed the game, and my xbox, and myself, and god, and my micro, and the spider on the wall that taunts me with his stupid grin of ridicule, and my controller.
FYI: The spider is dead now.
IRL, I’ve been pretty busy too, running around like a chicken without a head studying, prepping for midterms, writing midterms, travelling, and other nonsense that distracts me from gaming. I’ve gotten to visit my friends a bit lately which has been nice. My real friends, not the one who seduces me with halo into being his friend. Real friends like Storm, Rapid and imthinking. Infact, good news to report: Rapid and imthinking and I are all going down south to Toronto this weekend coming up to see the purepwnage screening at Bloor cinema on Saturday. Basically we got really concerned that we have to contribute to global gamer awesomeness and train some n00bs.
So that’s that for now, I wont bore you guys with all the gritty details but its been a blast the past week or so. Comment, rate, and click on the ad’s goddamnit!
Later d00dz.
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